"He’ll be famous — a legend — I wouldn’t be surprised if today was known as Harry Potter day in the future — there will be books written about Harry — every child in our world will know his name!"anonymous asked you: harry potter or
the hunger games?
Sometimes I start a more elaborated project and halfway through I decide that I actually don’t like it at all… But lucky you, I finished it anyway this time.
This one is based off this post, because I think it’s the best crossover in the history of forever (though it might not work because HP Merlin supposedly went to Slytherin and I can’t picture BBC Merlin in that house.. but whatever).
*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape
BOOK MEME ★ Three things or objects [1/3] → Marauder’s Map
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slime-ball.”
American witches and wizards entering an exchange program.
American witches and wizards arguing with British witches and wizards about sports
Quidditch being a whole different sport in America with different balls and full body checks
Salem offering courses in Animorphagus because Britain doesn’t and the founding members were still rebellious and resentful.
Salem’s houses being more like dorms.
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American witches and wizards having wands made out of different stuff because different stuff grows here
American witches and wizards having different cores because a difference in magical creatures
The founders of Salem being primarily female because it was an all-girls school for a while.
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- James and Lily with a small dog and Sirius is like “um excuse you I thought that position was already filled”
- it’s a chubby little pug and Lily loves it to bits
- and LILY EVANS HOLDING A CHUBBY LIL PUG AND PRESSING KISSES INTO ITS BELLY IS THE CUTEST THING BYE
- James refers to it exclusively as My Child and Lily thinks it’s funny so she does it too and after a while nobody remembers her original name she is just My Child
- later when they’re gonna have a kid, everyone is like “so I guess you’re gonna have to stop calling the dog your child" and they’re just like "no."
- when Lily and James walk around the house and the dog just excitedly chases after them and maybe slips a bit a few times but gets back up and keeps going
- once the dog gets so excited rounding a corner and goes skittering and sliding and lands on her back in confusion and James picks her up and kisses her and rights her back on her feet
- and Sirius wants to be jealous of the dog at first but IT’S THE MOST CLUELESS RIDICULOUS DOG like she gets so excited when she sees him that sometimes she just wanders in circles and falls over and she’ll sit next to him and stare at him and when he talks to her she gets so excited she starts wheezing and snorting and trying to lick him and he’s just like “ok easy tiger”
- and like most dogs are scared of Remus but this one is. kind of the most clueless dog and honestly doesn’t notice the difference between him and anyone else and it’s just? a dog who actually likes Remus Lupin and that’s kinda nice for him in a weird way that involves a lot of getting his hands licked and having a tiny pug trip over his feet a lot
- and ofc Peter likes the pug and will bring over dog treats and say “WHO’S A GOOD GIRL” in like a ridiculous high baby talk voice and the dog will get so excited she starts snorting and wheezing again
- James makes homemade dog treats for My Child and somehow this ends in Sirius taste testing dog treats after pretending for like 4.5 seconds that he was indignant at the idea. incredible.
call it magic, call it truth