asofternetwork:

submitted by cheese-and-sprinkles

wholove:

#TAAAKE OOOON MEEE TAAAKE MEEEEE OOOOON IIII’LL BE GOOONE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

liddildick:

#i love the internet

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

fuckyeahvlogbrothers:

Okay, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. Cats believe that all other organisms are cats. Once you realize that, a lot of cat behavior starts to make sense, so why does your cat lick you? Because it thinks it’s grooming you.
So when your cat licks you, he’s thinking ‘I love you, gigantic hairless cat. And to show you, I will lick you.’

-John Green, answering the question ”Why does my cat lick me?”

(video here)

#Jesse Eisenberg #andrew garfield #their first day on the set was pretty weird - but after that it was okay

OH MY GOD WHAT

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

divya-winklevii:

#CAUSE WHEN YOU SMIIIIIILE THE WHOLE WORLD STOPS AND STARES FOR A WHILE CAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING DISTRACTING GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE

GPOY

“No one is ever gonna love you more than I do.”

likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo:

 #I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD HE LET ME PUT MY PENIS INSIDE HIM

(Source: whitelaws)

wholove:

eisen-field:

i’ve never been sexually attracted to teeth until now. huh.

too perfect