Was that your first kiss since 1945?
That bad, huh?
your daily reminder that Black Widow gave Captain America a semi in the middle of a shopping centre
#I LOVE THE IDEA THIS MOVIE HAS#THAT TWO HOT PEOPLE CAN HAVE A BASE LINE OF PHYSICAL ATTRACTION TO EACH OTHER#BUT CAN CHOOSE NOT TO YOU KNOW#BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND#AND CAN INSTEAD FIX IT AT A NEGOTIATED PLACE OF THEIR CHOOSING#WHICH FOR STEVE AND NATASHA#IS WORK BROS WHO SOMETIMES KISS ON AN ESCALATOR FOR REASONS#AND THEN NATASHA GIVES STEVE SHIT#AND HE REMINDS HER HE KNOWS HOW TO JACK CARS (quigonejinn)
I bet this is what Coulson has in his bathroom
#the day nat and steve meet #she makes a joke about him being really old #do you think she does this to him every day #oH LOOK STEVE LET’S GO INTO THIS ANTIQUE SHOP #IM GONNA SEE HOW MUCH THEY’LL PAY ME FOR YOU #despite him being physically like #30 or whatever #she insists on putting 95 candles on his birthday cake #and taking him to museums and telling him where in the dinosaur exhibit he would probably be #she asks him if it was cool back when the mayflower came over to america #did you have fun building the continental railroad #did you swim across the pacific and make a trek to visit Jesus or did you just stay in america all the time #i bet these jokes are daily and they never stop #and somehow they always get steve to laugh